Wait, You're Not a Centaur by Nate Denver
"Centaurs rarely cry. It's not that they don't have feelings, they're just preoccupied with annihilating evil. When centaurs do cry, it is a beautiful, but painful occurrence during which they think of every awful or sad thing they've ever experienced. By the time they're old, crying can take a year."
fifty stories of exactly 50 words apiece, with tons of drawings and thousands of elephants.