This is where I live now.
I didn't realize I lived in Fort Whitey. I mean I've only lived there for five days, but most things in this article are true. I hear really awful band practices at all hours of the night. Across the hall live 10 friends from Missouri who sleep in bunkbeds. 10 people! 1 bathroom!
I'm at James and Jen's. I don't yet own a laptop, but I hope to buy one this weekend. Must run. Must watch Lost.