O! let me not be mad, not mad, sweet heaven;
Keep me in temper; I would not be mad!
I have an ear infection. I'll probably live.
The doctor: I'm going to put you on Augmentin. I think you take it for ten days.
(Pulls out Blackberry.)
Me: I'm glad you're checking. I'm glad you're not just, like, guessing.
The doctor: I like you, you're funny.
I went to work anyway, and tried not to infect the intern. I've been wiping everything down with Clorox. Thanks to everyone who told me a joke.