Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Interesting things you may or may not already be aware of

The Life Cycle of a Marriage

If I go to Indonesia, I may die in a volcanic eruption.

Ashley Farmer's elegy in Diagram

If I go to Indonesia, I may die in an earthquake.

When I was sent into yon forest by the incredibly sharp Annabelle Buck

If I go to Indonesia, I may die in a terroist attack.

I may die on the plane.

I may die tomorrow, crossing 42nd Street in front of a manic bicycle messenger. Calamities are so unpredictable, and this is one trigger for agoraphobics. See how I brought it all back to Mental Health Awareness Month?