How to entice men:
- Wear blue pajamas and talk about your dreams.
- Cry openly. When asked why you're crying, say that it's stupid.
- Have no ambitions.
- Pressure the person who's in love with you to have ambitions.
- Read Dorian Gray in public.
- Say you're not really looking for anything serious right now, or ever.
- Weigh 121 pounds.