Tuesday, November 24, 2009

2nd grade



Me: What's going on here?
Boy who hardly knows any English: TURKEY! EAT! MAN!

...

Me: N., I really like your drawing. That's a cute face!
N: This is a...cook.
Me: Like a chef.
N: A cook. He is...a cook. This is his...knife. A banana. A pickle. He has oven for cakes with them!

...

V: What's your name again?
Me: You don't remember my name? I thought we were getting married!
Other kids: MISS LEIGH! MISS LEIGH!
(V puts his arm through mine.)
V: Okay, let's go.

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