Thursday, November 19, 2009

The fruits of my new gym membership

Let it be known that I was picked FIRST for the 5th grade basketball team this afternoon. Sure, I have a considerable height advantage, but I proceeded to score two points for our team.


Crying boy to cool boy: YOU SMELL LIKE COCK!

Girl to me as I was guarding her: MOTHERFUCKER! FUCKER! FUCKER!

Cool boy: Miss Leigh, you're all sweaty.

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