Thursday, February 4, 2010

overhead

KINDERGARTEN, GO BACK. WE'RE GONNA TRY THAT AGAIN. I TOLD YOU TO BE QUIET IN THE HALLS.
Awww!
GO BACK INTO THE CLASSROOM AND SIT ON THE RUG!
(tiny voice) In the dark?

...

1st grade:

Miss Leigh, Jon and Rico* are dating each other.
They're dating each other?
(whispers) They're gonna do sex.

...

4th:

YOU GUYS ARE MANIC TODAY, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? NEVERMIND. JUST STAND WITH YOUR BACKS AGAINST THE CHALKBOARD UNTIL IT'S TIME FOR YOUR CHARACTER TO COME ON, AND DON'T MOVE, BE STATUES...What's so funny? Sophie*, what are you...why are you, are you the Statue of Liberty?
You said to be a statue.


* names have been changed

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