Narrator: Once upon a time there were two boys who thought they were faster than the girl.
Boy 1: I'M FASTER THAN A GIRL.
Boy 2: I'M FASTER THAN A JET!
Narrator: Then one day a girl came and they laughed at her.
Narrator: She was doing her stretches.
(girl does lunges, boys continue to laugh)
Narrator: They had a race.
Me: On your marks...get set...go!
(the three race in extreme slow motion, the girl wins)