Thursday, March 4, 2010

Things moms and dads say

By my 4th & 5th graders
(The 5th graders asked what to write if their parents swore at them. "Write beep," I said. "But what do we write if our parents hit us?")

- You're such a beeping annoying girl.

- You're just like your dumb dad.

- Get ready to kick butt. Just kick their beeping beep!

- You are beeping stupid.

- Give mommy kissy.

- I just got home from work.

- Tell the truth.

- Great job being good! Keep it up. I love you. Do you want any fruits? How about go to the movies? Anything?...

- Please listen up and stop chatting.

- Don't step on the snow. There may be glass hidden in it.

- STOP PICKING ON YOUR SISTER SHE IS ONLY 3!!!

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