By my 4th & 5th graders
(The 5th graders asked what to write if their parents swore at them. "Write beep," I said. "But what do we write if our parents hit us?")
- You're such a beeping annoying girl.
- You're just like your dumb dad.
- Get ready to kick butt. Just kick their beeping beep!
- You are beeping stupid.
- Give mommy kissy.
- I just got home from work.
- Tell the truth.
- Great job being good! Keep it up. I love you. Do you want any fruits? How about go to the movies? Anything?...
- Please listen up and stop chatting.
- Don't step on the snow. There may be glass hidden in it.
- STOP PICKING ON YOUR SISTER SHE IS ONLY 3!!!