Boy 1: MISS LEIGH, THEY'RE SAYING THAT GOD IS ALIVE
Me: You mean alive...on earth?
Boy 2: He is!
Boy 1: No he's not, he's in Heaven!
Boy 2: No he's not!
Me: Well maybe your God is different than his God...
(long pause while his brain explodes)
Boy 1: NO!
Boy 2: When my brother or I have a birthday, God comes to our house. He has to be alive.
Me: Does he talk to you?
Boy 2: Yeah.
Me: What does he say?
Boy 2: I'm not supposed to tell you.
Me: Maybe your God is different from his God, but they are both friends.
Boy 1: No.
Girl 1: MISS KRISTINA, I HAVE THE HAND-CUBS!
Kristina: The hand-cubs?
Girl 2: The HAND-CUPS!
Girl 1: THE HAND-CUPS!
Kristina: Oh, the HICCUPS. Hold your breath.
Girl 1: No. Scare me.
Kristina: I'm not going to scare you.
GIrl 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Thank you.