Friday, April 1, 2011

The Bachelor, Episode 2

BRAD AND A DATE GET CLOSER WHILE AT A PRIVATE CARNIVAL

When Ashley and I were running through the carnival,
I just kept seeing how she was smiling.

Ashley has absolutely no clue where we’re going.
Redemption? I don’t need that. I don’t need redemption.

I will not have you, like, obstruct the rest of my life.
How old are we? We’re going so far over the top.

I definitely feel my most beautiful right now.
I wanna see if we can laugh, be ourselves.

I don’t know if you got the memo, but it’s my birthday.
I think we should now be using the word “nightmare.”

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