Saturday, April 23, 2011

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season Finale


I know you're jealous that we're bonding.
Maybe we can have a romantic weekend.
Smile, even though it hurts. Pray for sun.

I should have worn flats, but flats
to me is like a disease.
I'm a little bit emotionally exhausted.

Most people would be proud
when they lose weight, but I'm not.
As soon as you don't have it, you'll miss it.

I need to make me happy.
That's why they give married couples
a tax break. We feel good. We feel good.

That's the plans.

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