Monday, April 25, 2011

The Real Housewives of Orange County

RICHES TO RAGS

My problem is I like everything.
Love it. You don't know how old I am?

Do you meditate at all? When you have babies,
you'll, like, want a stunt double.

I think when you slow down,
that's for sissies. Just relax

and let us do our magic.
I understand: not everybody is funny

like us. What would she do
if someone called her an evil bitch

to her face at her own party?
You have a daytime ring?

It's not funny. Life is a pie.
Some days I wonder what's left for me.

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